Fundamentalist Forecast

July 27, 2008 08:14 – 08:14

In reading today’s forecast, I wondered how the National Weather Service’s forecast will look once we’ve been completely taken over by fundamentalists…

Today: Scattered showers and thunderstorms after noon. Some storms could be severe, with large hail, damaging winds, and death to infidels. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 89. South wind around 8 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New rainfall amounts between three and four inches possible.

Tonight: Showers and thunderstorms likely before midnight. Some storms could be severe, with large hail and damaging winds. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 69. Southeast wind between 5 and 8 mph becoming calm. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms and where the blasphemous are hiding.

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