Whitesville, VA

November 10, 2014 09:35 – 09:35

Marvin White, executive director of the National Association for the Advancement of White People (NAAWP), today announced the launch of an initiative to reclaim the Friday after Thanksgiving “in the name of the race that made Capitalist America great.” The organization spokesman is asking that white people everywhere boycott stores advertising Black Friday sales, and either not shop at all that day, or shop only at stores featuring White Sales.

“For many decades,” White said “Black Friday referred to the great stock market crash, and we were fine with that. Snow White, the White Knight, the Black Lord, Blackmail, the Black Plague, and the Black Death all use colors in a way the NAAWP fully supports.” In an interview with Foxes & Friend, White denied that there is anything racist in this campaign. “That’s silly,” White responded when asked. “NAAWP doesn’t have a racist agenda. We’re simply trying to raise white people back up. Whites have been discriminated against for decades, and we’re just trying to put everybody back onto an even footing.”

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